The above pictures look innocent enough, but if you look closely, you'll see that the swiss log resembles an agitated forest monster lurching to attack. I suppose it's irritable nature is due to it's insides spewing out during the metamorphosis from a flat sheet to a log:
If my insides spewed out I wouldn't be happy either. So I'm going to try to create another swiss log with insides intact. It will be less threatening and I will be victorious.